Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Walked in this morning, on the development team

That was the most uncomfortable that I have ever been

They were all quoting lines from this movie, the Holy Grail

I thought it might have had religious overtones

Or maybe it was the one with Indiana Jones

Turns out to be Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Well, have you heard about this movie?

With knights running around all saying "Nee?"

I ask you, what does this have to do with the Holy Grail?

There's a castle full of frenchmen who taunted them twice

They carted off a peasant, when they clubbed him for a price

The castle Anthrax beacon looks like the Holy Grail

Banging coconuts for horses, how fast can swallows fly?

A mistempered rabbit that bites off heads, oh my

No matter what you cut off, the black knight will not die

Oh I tried my very best to explain

All the reasons for my disdain

That from everything I'd heard

If you like it then you must be a nerd

You must be a nerd

I just stopped listening, I got out of there

The reason for my visit? I no longer care

But they're still there, still discussing the Holy Grail