JEDI IN LOVE

(to the tune of Jackson Browne's "Lawyers in Love")

I can't believe how fast he had grown up.

We met five years back he was just a pup.

And now he is my age and he is filled with rage.

Don't know what to think of him at this stage.

I am wary of my Jedi in Love.

Sith send their assassins to Coruscant, the capitol

Who's sent to guard me, but that Obiwan, a know-it-all

I know that he means well, and his padwan is swell

His good intentions pave the road to hell

He's as reckless as my Jedi in Love.

Stormtrooper clones they serve the chancellor, Palpatine

The alter-ego of Darth Sidious, the hand unseen

Controls the Senate floor, I know that he wants more

Won't stop until he is the emperor

And the master of my Jedi in Love