| Title | Description |
| Broken Bow |
| Go away Vulcans |
| Keep your logic to yourselves |
| But we keep T'Pol | |
| Fight or Flight |
| Hey Captain Archer |
| If you want to stay and fight |
| Who is stopping you? | |
| Strange New World |
| Lets all go camping |
| On paranoia planet |
| Underneath the stars | |
| Unexpected |
| Hey Trip, put your hands |
| Into this bowl of pebbles |
| You won't get knocked up | |
| Terra Nova |
| Underground dwellers |
| Humans are the aliens |
| Now one and the same | |
| The Andorian Incident |
| Last minute visits |
| To remote Vulcan temples |
| Seldom run smoothly | |
| Breaking the Ice |
| Snowmen on comets |
| And rude Vulcans at dinner |
| My favourite things | |
| Civilization |
| If I act like Kirk |
| And kiss all girls that I meet |
| Will you like me more? | |
| Fortunate Son |
| Nausicaan pirates |
| Should expect some light torture |
| Unless they refrain | |
| Cold Front |
| If you are shooting |
| At the enemy agents |
| It's not a cold war | |
| Silent Enemy |
| Not speaking to you |
| Makes us seem more dangerous |
| We'll spy on you first | |
| Dear Doctor |
| I write this letter |
| So I will appear thoughtful |
| Despite flawed logic | |
| Sleeping Dogs |
| Given enough tries |
| Our disastrous first contact |
| Will surely happen | |
| Shadows of P'Jem |
| It took much effort |
| To concoct a plan to get |
| Her breasts in my face | |
| Shuttlepod One |
| Singularity |
| Small and undetectable |
| I dream of T'Pol | |
| Fusion |
| Without your logic |
| You Vulcans would run amok |
| Pon Farr all year round | |
| Rogue Planet |
| Strange Vegetation |
| To live without any sun |
| Quite Impossible | |
| Aquisition |
| I have heard of you |
| And we have met at least once |
| Still a mystery | |
| Oasis |
| Just me, my daughter |
| And a bunch of holograms |
| No reason to leave | |
| Detained |
| Normal Suliban |
| Future Cabal membership |
| Is not guaranteed | |
| Vox Sola |
| Please close the airlock |
| First, then retract the gangway |
| Or nasties may board | |
| Fallen Hero |
| We Vulcans meddle |
| But do not recommend it |
| For you human types | |
| Desert Crossing |
| A hero to one |
| Must be a hero to all |
| Your fame precedes you | |
| Two Days and Two Nights |
| If you don't want to |
| End up in your underwear |
| Make sure she's a she | |
| Shockwave |
| If you must steal plots |
| Pick a good plot to copy |
| Not Battlefield: Earth | |
|
| Title | Description |
| Shockwave, Part II |
| Spelunking requires |
| That you wear just the right top |
| So it can fall off | |
| Carbon Creek |
| Vegetarians |
| Will not be eating a deer |
| Plants are plentiful | |
| Minefield |
| What amazing boots |
| They stick with the ship moving |
| Inertia? Hello? | |
| Dead Stop |
| To repair vessels |
| We need the brains of the dull |
| Mayweather will do | |
| A Night in Sickbay |
| Is there anyone |
| On Enterprise who doesn't |
| Wet dream of T'Pol? | |
| Marauders |
| Were these real Klingons |
| A hail of disruptor fire |
| Would be their response | |
| The Seventh |
| Unstable T'Pol |
| The perfect one to be sent |
| No logic flaw here | |
| The Communicator |
| I've been locked up with |
| T'Pol, Trip, Travis and Reed |
| Hoshi must be next | |
| Singularity |
| The quickest escape |
| From something we have not reached |
| Is the other side? | |
| Vanishing Point |
| Five words to avoid |
| For it has become cliche |
| It was all a dream | |
| Precious Cargo |
| Perfect Mate she ain't |
| But if I must be stranded |
| With her would do fine | |
| The Catwalk |
| When avoiding things |
| Think three dimensionally |
| It is much faster | |
| Dawn |
| Yes, Enemy Mine |
| Was a really good movie |
| Stop ripping it off | |
| Stigma |
| Just how much stigma |
| Can be built up in a year |
| Regarding mind melds? | |
| Cease Fire |
| "I just bagged T'Pol." |
| Bragged the Andorian guard, |
| "Not in the good way." | |
| Future Tense |
| Time-travelling ship |
| Bigger inside than outside |
| Is this Doctor Who? | |
| Canamar |
| We imprisoned you |
| Without cause, so we know that |
| Some are not guilty | |
| The Crossing |
| Damn alien wisps |
| Keep taking over our crew |
| To hit on T'Pol | |
| Judgment |
| That is some prison |
| It just takes a single bribe |
| And out you may walk | |
| Horizon |
| You don't understand |
| How zero gravity works |
| This much we can tell | |
| The Breach |
| Travis spoke too much |
| So we had to break his leg |
| It is best all 'round | |
| The Cogenitor |
| Trip opened your eyes |
| So start a revolution |
| Suicide -- Cop out | |
| Regeneration |
| You scooped our bases |
| But first met at J-2-5 |
| Retcon once again | |
| First Flight |
| To hell with the plot |
| The show had Brigid Brannagh |
| It must have been great | |
| Bounty |
| Hey Reed, you want her |
| And T'Pol needs your body |
| Noble sacrifice | |
| The Expanse |
| The laws of physics |
| Don't apply in the expanse? |
| Just like my interest | |
|
| Title | Description |
| The Xindi |
| If you get topless |
| And offer Trip a massage |
| You're hitting on him | |
| Anomaly |
| Vulcan database |
| A crutch lost in the expanse |
| It is soon replaced | |
| Extinction |
| Not too bad a show |
| Liked it better the first time |
| With Geordi LaForge | |
| Rajiin |
| Is there anyone |
| Who hasn't felt up T'Pol? |
| Line forms after me | |
| Impulse |
| Zombie Vulcan crew |
| Cannot suppress urge to kill |
| Or to change channels | |
| Exile |
| Crash a shuttlepod |
| It's right side up, undamaged |
| And right next to them | |
| The Shipment |
| Can't blame a whole race |
| For actions of its leaders |
| Yeah, we got it, thanks | |
| Twilight |
| Rag-tag fleet lead by |
| The Battlestar Enterprise |
| John's the Visitor | |
| North Star |
| Reed just stunned T'Pol |
| Now that is a girl you can |
| Take advantage of | |
| Similitude |
| Genetics shape us |
| In some very subtle ways |
| But not memory | |
| Carpenter Street |
| A starship captain |
| Could pilot his own vessel |
| But not drive a car | |
| Chosen Realm |
| My tattoo is red |
| And it is on my right side |
| Not blue on the left | |
| Proving Ground |
| Travel the expanse |
| No more than blurred transmissions? |
| They'd make good allies | |
| Strategem |
| It must have been fake |
| Travis did something useful? |
| Not bloody likely | |
| Harbinger |
| I find that lately |
| The Enterprise is really |
| A "Massage Parlour" | |
| Doctor's Orders |
| Phlox was all alone |
| With only a fake T'Pol |
| Better than Rimmer | |
| Hatchery |
| It was this huge thing |
| But despite moral quandry |
| They would have been fine | |
| Azati Prime |
| Whoever you've lost |
| When so many volunteer |
| No need for orders | |
| Damage |
| Break off the attack |
| And give back Captain Archer |
| Not good strategy | |
| The Forgotten |
| I needed some sleep |
| Neuropressure would have helped |
| Alas I forgot | |
| E2 |
| Without time travel |
| They could not warn their past selves |
| To not time travel | |
| The Council |
| Avians extinct |
| Because they never left home |
| Yet built this outpost? | |
| The Countdown |
| So we can conclude |
| Hoshi does cryptography |
| Only in her sleep | |
| Zero Hour |
| We saved the Earth but |
| Somehow we turned it into |
| Planet of the Reich | |
|
| Title | Description |
| Storm Front |
| Watch as Coto's hand |
| Above the reset button |
| Is so gently poised | |
| Storm Front, Part II |
| In this episode |
| The Millennium Falcon |
| Played by Enterprise | |
| Home |
| A loveless marriage |
| Should be for money or fame |
| What has T'Pol got? | |
| Borderland |
| Superior genes |
| Give them strength, speed and brains, but |
| Inferior jeans | |
| Cold Station 12 |
| First you let me die |
| But they threaten Phlox and so |
| You give up the code? | |
| The Augments |
| It's unbreakable |
| So why must I be careful |
| With the ship's grappler? | |
| The Forge |
| The spirit of things |
| Is easier to follow |
| With the thing's spirit | |
| Awakening |
| Bajor had Sisko |
| And now Vulcan has Archer |
| From Earth the Chosen | |
| Kir'Shara |
| OK episode |
| Liked it better the first time |
| It was Redemption | |
| Daedalus |
| Take the M-5, add |
| Where No One Has Gone Before |
| And the Visitor | |
| Observer Effect |
| Nothing was learned here |
| No need for Organians |
| A big waste of time | |
| Babel One |
| A prototype ship |
| The likes we have not seen since |
| Trek cliche again | |
| United |
| A duel to the death |
| As the name clearly implies |
| Ends when one is dead | |
| The Aenar |
| Detailed enough scans |
| To copy telepresence |
| No clues to Vulcans | |
| Affliction |
| These mutant Klingons |
| Cannot be a huge secret |
| It is known by all | |
| Divergence |
| Federation trait |
| Leaders tricked by aliens |
| It is official | |
| Bound |
| OK now, Archer |
| No more freed slaves aboard ship |
| Trouble every time | |
| In a Mirror Darkly, Part I |
| Having tougher guys |
| On Enterprise seems to cause |
| Skankier women | |
| In a Mirror Darkly, Part II |
| Ignored characters |
| End up being the strongest |
| Yeah that's real funny | |
| Demons |
| Will someone explain |
| The concept of zero G |
| To the producers | |
| Terra Prime |
| It is unlucky |
| To be cloned from Trip Tucker |
| Life is very short | |
| These Are the Voyages ... |
| His daughter in one |
| And then he himself in two |
| Bad day for Tucker | |
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